Jeff3Movs
男性, 56 歲
年齡56, 男性
983
Ideally,I'm looking to find myself a woman---not that I mind making some male friends along the way,but,I repeat,straight guy.If someone wants to see the world,I may just be interested in tagging along.
I was lucky enough to make enough to retire from the rat race very early (“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”),and was surprised to find independent me a little (well,more than a little,to be frank) lonely. I sold all the trappings of success,the suits,the expensive watch that kept time no better than a sun dial,etc,etc.,and used the money to put two African orphans through school.I'm no saint,in fact very far from it,but it was a good thing to do,and made me feel as if I'd given something back.I recommend it.
Once I used to be so innocent I thought a ball gag was a joke about testicles,cream pies were the things thrown in old Mack Sennett comedies,or something you ate(apparently some others think so,too! That's porn for you!).
I was convinced anal beads were a type of costume jewellery,and golden showers a variety of fancy bathroom fitting.I thought DP was an abbreviation for a Dill Pickle,and a squirter was a type of super soaker water pistol.
I also expected incurable romantics could be treated with penicillin,but I was wrong,and I'm still one at heart.
So,in conclusion (phew!)-- if any of you ladies out there would care to get in touch,please don't hesitate,just leave a comment or a chat message,and I'll reply to you.
Nationality unimportant.Friendship,romance,spanky panky....I'm open to all of the above!And thank you for your patience and kind attention.You'd have to be insane not to be crazy about me!
“Caminante, no hay camino. Se hace camino al andar. (Wanderer, there is no road, the road is made by walking.)
"Whosoever strives unceasingly upward can be saved."
All a girl really needs is a man who can make all her dreams come true.The trick is to find a girl who has very small dreams.
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性別: 男性
年齡: 年齡56
國家/地區: 英国
資料點擊: 75,086
訂閱者: 983
地區: Warwickshire
城市: Birmingham
語言: Deutsch, Español, Français, Italiano
个人信息: 显示
角色扮演: 主人
尋找: 女性
感情狀態: 單
孩子: 不，不需要任何
教育: Ba hons
宗教: 基督教
抽煙: 偶爾
飲酒: 經常
註冊: 2015年3月9日 (3,681天之前)
最近活動: 今日
物理信息: 显示
種族: 白人
身體: 平均的
頭髮長度: 短的
髮色: 棕的
眼睛顏色: 灰白
關於我:
What to say about myself?...let's see... Not tall,dark or handsome,but not,I hope,utterly repellent either,reasonably well educated,better read,with some wit,and straight as a Roman road.Jazz and classical music lover,and a big reader.I suppose all that makes me a bit of a nerd,so don't bother to tell me--I've seen and "nerd" it all before!
Ideally,I'm looking to find myself a woman---not that I mind making some male friends along the way,but,I repeat,straight guy.If someone wants to see the world,I may just be interested in tagging along.
I was lucky enough to make enough to retire from the rat race very early (“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”),and was surprised to find independent me a little (well,more than a little,to be frank) lonely. I sold all the trappings of success,the suits,the expensive watch that kept time no better than a sun dial,etc,etc.,and used the money to put two African orphans through school.I'm no saint,in fact very far from it,but it was a good thing to do,and made me feel as if I'd given something back.I recommend it.
Once I used to be so innocent I thought a ball gag was a joke about testicles,cream pies were the things thrown in old Mack Sennett comedies,or something you ate(apparently some others think so,too! That's porn for you!).
I was convinced anal beads were a type of costume jewellery,and golden showers a variety of fancy bathroom fitting.I thought DP was an abbreviation for a Dill Pickle,and a squirter was a type of super soaker water pistol.
I also expected incurable romantics could be treated with penicillin,but I was wrong,and I'm still one at heart.
So,in conclusion (phew!)-- if any of you ladies out there would care to get in touch,please don't hesitate,just leave a comment or a chat message,and I'll reply to you.
Nationality unimportant.Friendship,romance,spanky panky....I'm open to all of the above!And thank you for your patience and kind attention.You'd have to be insane not to be crazy about me!
“Caminante, no hay camino. Se hace camino al andar. (Wanderer, there is no road, the road is made by walking.)
"Whosoever strives unceasingly upward can be saved."
All a girl really needs is a man who can make all her dreams come true.The trick is to find a girl who has very small dreams.顯示更多